Post by CuddlyPost by Bungenips back in and finds cats have been in here again, stinky buggers.
They spy on you yah knah.
They do, the crafty, selfish, stinky bum licking, sit/shit in yer best
chair, small mammal un dicky bird munching, flea infested, grub stealing,
night wailing, sneering, dog fearing, fat lazy gitted, worm infested, rat
arsed, ugly faced, pox carrying, disloyal, sly cowardly faint-hearted,
ignoble, dishonorable, immoral, depraved, scum sucking, evil, malefic,
perverted, crooked ickle sods.
Except Fergus and Tails.